Carmen’s new steamy rock story Revelry isn’t to be missed. Check out hot rocker guy, hot girl, plus his band mate with a 12″ cock and we have one sizzling romance. Like any story of Carmen’s, I wouldn’t call this a typical menage or love triangle book. You have to read it to find out but it’s this story is so SEXY, HEART BREAKING and actually a little FUNNY. RAUNCHY & FLAWED are always my favorite words to describe her books and she should take that as the highest compliment! I LOVE HER!
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REVELRY (Taint Book 1) by Carmen Jenner
1. Let’s start off with Kill, Marry or Screw? Gideon Cross, Kellan Kyle or Cooper Ryan?
Okay, I love Gideon Cross, but I’m afraid he’s going to have to die a slow horrible death, because HELLO, ROCK STARS!!! So I probably wouldn’t want to marry Kellan (let’s face it, he does some very douchie things in those books). I’m going to go with sexing up Kellan and marrying Cooper Ryan, because if I marry the guy, I get sex on tap anyway, and he’s a sweetheart that deserves a happy ending, though I guess with me he’d likely wind up in a psych ward.
2. Do you remember the first romance book you ever read? Can you tell me about it? I think mine was Bitch by Jackie Collins and I was about 10 or 11.
Oh god, the pain of thinking back that far. *rubs temples* The first time I remember falling in love with love was probably through reading Cinderella. *shakes fist* Curse you, Disney. But if we’re talking real novels, I used to be addicted to point horror, which was a series of YA PNR books released by different authors. There was one called The Boyfriend that I just loved. I must have read it ten times. I still remember exactly what happened, but I can’t find the author’s name for the life of me.
3. What type of stories would you like to write but haven’t yet? Menage, BDSM or a sexless romance. The sexless romance should come with a warning. Don’t you think?
That definitely should come with a warning. 😉 I’ve just recently done menage (REVELRY) Hello, again hot rock stars. One of them even has a 12″ penis. Yup, I went there. I have a BDSM novel, or two, floating around in my head. The first is scheduled for a tentative 2016 release.
I adore writing horror, particularly zombie squishiness with blood, and guts, and gore, oh my! If I could write that alone and still pay my bills I absolutely would. But I’d love to write a good old fashioned Chick Lit. With most of my books there’s a healthy dose of slapstick humour in them, life is too serious to not be able to laugh, even when you’re knee deep in zombie innards or an angst-ridden-darker-than-the-deepest-recesses-of-my-soul biker book. I like to pepper my torture with a little laugh or two, so I think it would be an interesting challenge for me to just write a book without violence or someone dying.
4. What’s your favorite books to read when you aren’t writing? Do you have a favorite genre?
Pretty much anything that has an epic love story at the heart of it. Or anything that pushes my boundaries as a reader. I mentioned above that I love horror, I love that squishy sinking feeling in your gut when you read a good horror, but I like them to have a touch of romance too. I used to be a hardcore YA PNR fan, and I love a good Dystopian. I get so little time to read these days that I only listen to Audio, so as long as there’s sex and a good narrator, I’m a happy girl.
5. Do you have a motto that you use to inspire yourself to write?
Yeah, I kind of have an Ernest Hemingway quote that I’ve adapted that helps me get in the zone. So Hemo is my homeboy. I adore his brain, if I were a zombie I would have hit up Hemingway first in the hopes that he’d pass some of his awesomeness on to me.
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
“Remember to bleed.” is kind of my adaptation of that. If I’m not bleeding on the inside when I write then chances are my audience isn’t bleeding when they read it. And I’m not happy unless I’m torturing my readers, because it means they’ve walked away with an experience.
I’d like to get tattoos of both of these quotes one day soon. I wanted “bleed” on my finger, as sort of an even more simplified Super Secret Squirrel version of it but I thought maybe that was a little emo.
6.For bonus points, what’s your favorite swear word? Aussie ones are so much better than US ones.
Ha ha! I do have a lot of favourites. I’m not sure it’s specifically Aussie as such, but I’m a big fan of taking the C word and meshing it with other words, i.e Cunt-rag, cunt-features, cunt-burger. You can literally merge the C word with anything and have it sound both hilarious and insanely dirty. You can do this with fuck too, but it’s not quite the same. I know a lot of my US readers love a good old fashioned Aussie Dickhead, but I’m hardcore, baby! 😉
Thanks for sharing! I learned a couple of things and I laughed. You can’t ask for more!